Higsaklid is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, idiotic naga.

Higsaklid created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Higsaklid, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Higsaklid, he will boil you in a big pot.

Higsaklid's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Higsaklid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Higsaklid's name in vain.

2. Hide if seven grasshopers approach from the east.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never talk about great tits.