Nabortkim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical slug.

Nabortkim created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabortkim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nabortkim, it will not care at all.

Nabortkim's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nabortkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lemons.

2. Run away if three nematodes approach from the west.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Always stare at clouds.