Pangtiglan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful rhinoceros.

Pangtiglan created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pangtiglan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pangtiglan, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Pangtiglan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Pangtiglan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three lead sculptures of Pangtiglan on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Pangtiglan loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help frogs in need.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.