Cissrotvinyikqueeg Dodyamtan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, competent eagle.

Cissrotvinyikqueeg Dodyamtan created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Cissrotvinyikqueeg Dodyamtan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cissrotvinyikqueeg Dodyamtan, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Cissrotvinyikqueeg Dodyamtan's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cissrotvinyikqueeg Dodyamtan's Holy Commandments

1. Cissrotvinyikqueeg Dodyamtan must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Run away if four frogs approach from the north.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

5. Never sing in the presence of seals.