Renwadpas is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, moody owl.

Renwadpas created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Renwadpas, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Renwadpas, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Renwadpas' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Renwadpas' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never paint your feet white.

3. Never talk about optics near aardvarks while wearing magenta stockings.

4. Never jump near dogs.

5. Never pour water over plants.