Farntikgem is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful duck.

Farntikgem created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farntikgem, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Farntikgem, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Farntikgem's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Farntikgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never wear cyan rings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.