Lensinart is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, egotistical mouse.

Lensinart created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lensinart, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lensinart, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Lensinart's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Lensinart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Do not record signs concerning galaxies.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Put Lensinart first in all things.