Nellxenquill is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, temperamental crocodile.

Nellxenquill created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nellxenquill, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nellxenquill, it will cry a lot.

Nellxenquill's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nellxenquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never feed apples to shrews while wearing indigo jumpers.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.