Cudnulvedjon is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring bee.

Cudnulvedjon created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudnulvedjon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cudnulvedjon, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Cudnulvedjon's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cudnulvedjon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not drink alcohol.