Gomsinbig is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet lobster.

Gomsinbig created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomsinbig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gomsinbig, she will not care at all.

Gomsinbig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Gomsinbig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise capybaras, for they are unholy.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Gomsinbig loves ducks, so they must be honoured.