Fitdisssin is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, humorless duck.

Fitdisssin created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitdisssin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fitdisssin, he will cry a lot.

Fitdisssin's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fitdisssin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Never talk about badgers.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fitdisssin.