Riparflak Damsannil is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient wombat.

Riparflak Damsannil created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Riparflak Damsannil, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Riparflak Damsannil, she will turn you into a frog.

Riparflak Damsannil's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Riparflak Damsannil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick turtles.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Riparflak Damsannil must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not cook food in pots.