Zigpopton is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Zigpopton created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zigpopton, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zigpopton, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Zigpopton's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Zigpopton's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about capybaras.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. You must never eat spinach.