Quafton is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, merciless rhinoceros.

Quafton created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafton, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quafton, she will send minions to preach to you.

Quafton's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Quafton's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quafton.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must love Quafton.