Teenshavcin is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, confident dolphin.

Teenshavcin created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenshavcin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Teenshavcin, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Teenshavcin's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Teenshavcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.