Cetbimkon Vadsaffot Zenbossdin is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, kind fox.

Cetbimkon Vadsaffot Zenbossdin created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetbimkon Vadsaffot Zenbossdin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cetbimkon Vadsaffot Zenbossdin, she will be mildly annoyed.

Cetbimkon Vadsaffot Zenbossdin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cetbimkon Vadsaffot Zenbossdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about aardvarks.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Cetbimkon Vadsaffot Zenbossdin loves manatees, so they must be honoured.