Flisdumfom is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, omniscient tortoise.

Flisdumfom created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisdumfom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flisdumfom, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flisdumfom's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Flisdumfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Flisdumfom.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.