Gumbellyat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gumbellyat created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gumbellyat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gumbellyat, he will strike you with lightening.

Gumbellyat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gumbellyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about black holes.