Nantargbut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring whale.

Nantargbut created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nantargbut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nantargbut, it will turn you into a mouse.

Nantargbut's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Nantargbut's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never pour water over plants.