Pigkomnib is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic fairy.

Pigkomnib created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigkomnib, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pigkomnib, he will send minions to preach to you.

Pigkomnib's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Pigkomnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to manatees while wearing white shirts.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect five platinum sculptures of Pigkomnib on top of important buildings.