Cim is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring hydra.

Cim created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cim, he will not care.

Cim's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Run away if nine voles approach from the east.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never look in ponds.