Stragjabquag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful coyote.

Stragjabquag created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragjabquag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stragjabquag, he will turn you into a snail.

Stragjabquag's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Stragjabquag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Stragjabquag first in all things.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Run away from purple whales, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about fire.