Cepbuntamzod is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced chinchilla.

Cepbuntamzod created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepbuntamzod, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cepbuntamzod, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Cepbuntamzod's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cepbuntamzod's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four swans approach from the east.

2. Cepbuntamzod loves cats, so they must be honoured.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never talk about optics near otters while wearing fawn scarves and balancing seven tin spheres on your arms.

5. Cepbuntamzod must be the most important thing in your life.