Hitmegdav is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hitmegdav created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitmegdav, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hitmegdav, she will laugh at you.

Hitmegdav's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hitmegdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never wear corsets.