Buslanyam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous snail.

Buslanyam created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Buslanyam, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Buslanyam, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Buslanyam's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Buslanyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Never think about dark energy near aardvarks while wearing black jumpers and balancing four silicon spheres on your legs.

3. Never hurt grasshopers.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always wear mauve.