Hatmanmot is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, contented cobra.

Hatmanmot created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hatmanmot, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hatmanmot, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hatmanmot's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Hatmanmot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan doves for they are unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed lemons to ants while wearing kilts.