Dundidmutrak is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered cow.

Dundidmutrak created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dundidmutrak, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dundidmutrak, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dundidmutrak's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dundidmutrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Run away from black snakes, for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near squirrels while wearing orange ear rings and balancing six gold spheres on your feet.