Cisszedpas is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, idiotic salamander.

Cisszedpas created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Cisszedpas, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cisszedpas, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cisszedpas' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cisszedpas' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Erect five tin sculptures of Cisszedpas on top of important buildings.

3. Cisszedpas loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Do not make images of living things.