Renxuckwit is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witty hummingbird.

Renxuckwit created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Renxuckwit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Renxuckwit, it will turn you into a frog.

Renxuckwit's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Renxuckwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Worship no other gods but Renxuckwit.

3. Always share peanuts with strangers, but never with frogs.

4. Never think about optics near swans while wearing violet coats and balancing six copper spheres on your face.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.