Duddunpinceddav is a god.

She takes the form of a large, merciful otter.

Duddunpinceddav created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Duddunpinceddav, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Duddunpinceddav, she will turn you into a snail.

Duddunpinceddav's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Duddunpinceddav's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never cross crossroads at dawn.

3. Do not hurt dogs.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Never talk about whales.