Zodbarnjigbodnill is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, weak shark.

Zodbarnjigbodnill created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodbarnjigbodnill, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zodbarnjigbodnill, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Zodbarnjigbodnill's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Zodbarnjigbodnill's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Zodbarnjigbodnill.

2. Never eat strawberries on holy days.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always help geese in need.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.