Pig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, astonishing otter.

Pig created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pig, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pig's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Pig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never paint your neck brown.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Hide from red capybaras for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.