Kancutkipditvol is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, confident ant.

Kancutkipditvol created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Kancutkipditvol, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kancutkipditvol, it will turn you into a frog.

Kancutkipditvol's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Kancutkipditvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Kancutkipditvol.

4. Run away if nine snails approach from the north.

5. Never go into green rooms.