Benkipnart is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, smart yak.

Benkipnart created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benkipnart, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Benkipnart, it will have a low opinion of you.

Benkipnart's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Benkipnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near dolphins while wearing gray tights.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never feed figs to voles while wearing hats.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.