Dapmipsig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, cheerful toad.

Dapmipsig created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Dapmipsig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dapmipsig, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dapmipsig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dapmipsig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dapmipsig.

2. You must pray to Dapmipsig nine times a day.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Dapmipsig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed rice to birds while wearing coats.

5. Always help whales in need.