Bidxemnull is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, confident dragonfly.

Bidxemnull created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidxemnull, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bidxemnull, she will turn you into a slug.

Bidxemnull's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bidxemnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.