Haslikflat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, prudent wren.

Haslikflat created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Haslikflat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Haslikflat, it will strike you with lightening.

Haslikflat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Haslikflat's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.