Gomkadnulwod is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, clever slug.

Gomkadnulwod created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomkadnulwod, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gomkadnulwod, she will turn you into a dog.

Gomkadnulwod's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gomkadnulwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Gomkadnulwod loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.