Mutcatfot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless hare.

Mutcatfot created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutcatfot, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mutcatfot, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mutcatfot's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Mutcatfot's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Never think about optics near cats while wearing red shirts and balancing five copper spheres on your arms.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.