Bidwotlik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, weak deer.

Bidwotlik created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidwotlik, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bidwotlik, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bidwotlik's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bidwotlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience.

2. Never feed pineapples to seals while wearing purple dresses.

3. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.

4. Always store melons above ground.

5. Run away from yellow mice, for they are unholy.