Sabstignar is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane walrus.

Sabstignar created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabstignar, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sabstignar, he will turn you into a duck.

Sabstignar's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sabstignar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Run away from indigo aardvarks, for they are unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Pray towards the north.