Cudlimgup is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, conceited whale.

Cudlimgup created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Cudlimgup, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cudlimgup, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cudlimgup's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cudlimgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Do not kill squirrels.

5. Never adorn your hands with cyan markings.