Cebmisleg is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tranquil cow.

Cebmisleg created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebmisleg, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cebmisleg, it will have a low opinion of you.

Cebmisleg's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cebmisleg's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cebmisleg.

2. Hide from mauve pigs for they are unholy.

3. Cebmisleg must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never wear violet shoes.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Cebmisleg in the centre of the settlement.