Hubkemquag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring manatee.

Hubkemquag created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubkemquag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hubkemquag, she will turn you into a sheep.

Hubkemquag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Hubkemquag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never allow mice to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.