Mumtipflag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, stupid wren.

Mumtipflag created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumtipflag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mumtipflag, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Mumtipflag's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Mumtipflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five manatees in a large pit.

2. Feed all hungry monkeys.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.