Bedbossbusfarnmut Mitbetapp is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous crab.

Bedbossbusfarnmut Mitbetapp created viruses eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedbossbusfarnmut Mitbetapp, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bedbossbusfarnmut Mitbetapp, she will destroy your home solar system.

Bedbossbusfarnmut Mitbetapp's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bedbossbusfarnmut Mitbetapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Erect five silicon sculptures of Bedbossbusfarnmut Mitbetapp on top of important buildings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.