Quatmabgid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, proud cobra.

Quatmabgid created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatmabgid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Quatmabgid, she will come to you in dreams.

Quatmabgid's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Quatmabgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never mention moths.