Bifbellduss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful camel.

Bifbellduss created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifbellduss, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bifbellduss, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bifbellduss' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bifbellduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Always wash your hands before prayer.

5. Do not speak about limes.