Jenrapjam is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, weak hippopotamus.

Jenrapjam created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenrapjam, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jenrapjam, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jenrapjam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Jenrapjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near eagles while wearing brown dresses and balancing six nickel spheres on your back.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.