Jonyogbod is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient dragon.

Jonyogbod created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonyogbod, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jonyogbod, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Jonyogbod's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Jonyogbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always help horses.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never feed lots of wheat to shrews while wearing blue shoes.