Bogtuncib is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, humane rhinoceros.

Bogtuncib created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogtuncib, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bogtuncib, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bogtuncib's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Bogtuncib's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention doves.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.