Ruttsitken is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unthinking jackal.

Ruttsitken created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttsitken, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ruttsitken, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ruttsitken's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Ruttsitken's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Never wear fawn ear rings.

3. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near mites while wearing yellow rings and balancing three lead spheres on your hands.

5. Never eat bark.