Ratkamhit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional meerkat.

Ratkamhit created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratkamhit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ratkamhit, it will jump up and down on your head.

Ratkamhit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ratkamhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Never feed nuts to mice while wearing rings.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Do not hurt tortoises.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.