Catortyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet hippopotamus.

Catortyarl created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Catortyarl, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Catortyarl, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Catortyarl's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Catortyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not keep seven foxes in a large pit.

3. Never talk about great tits.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Never look in ponds.