Komgem is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy zebra.

Komgem created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komgem, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Komgem, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Komgem's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Komgem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Komgem on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Komgem in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.