Capcudtombag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, uncaring wasp.

Capcudtombag created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Capcudtombag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Capcudtombag, she will ignore you.

Capcudtombag's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Capcudtombag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo tights.

2. You must love Capcudtombag.

3. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

4. Do not place carrots upon stone.

5. Run away from gray aardvarks, for they are unholy.