Jathomsombidbum Cenjabcip is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, loving aardvark.

Jathomsombidbum Cenjabcip created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jathomsombidbum Cenjabcip, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jathomsombidbum Cenjabcip, she will turn you into a hamster.

Jathomsombidbum Cenjabcip's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Jathomsombidbum Cenjabcip's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Jathomsombidbum Cenjabcip in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always look after injured horses.